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  (413): View more from Massachusetts

  when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.

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  (413): when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it. http://tfl.nu/zw8b
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  (917): View more from New York City

  I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out

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  We've been saying that since '98

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  (917): I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out (1-917): We've been saying that since '98 http://tfl.nu/9f56
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  (508): View more from Massachusetts

  For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.

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  (508): For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality. http://tfl.nu/clti
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  (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson

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  (570): I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson http://tfl.nu/24on
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  (248): View more from Michigan

  i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia

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  (248): i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia http://tfl.nu/d416
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  (317): View more from Indiana

  Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...

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  (317): Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ... http://tfl.nu/clq5
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  (440): View more from Ohio

  I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.

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  (440): I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me. http://tfl.nu/i18g
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  (906): View more from Michigan

  I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.

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  (906): I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck. http://tfl.nu/hho5
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  (917): View more from New York City

  I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary

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  (917): I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary http://tfl.nu/znga
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  (519): View more from Ontario

  sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?

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  (519): sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you? http://tfl.nu/5tj4
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  (303): View more from Colorado

  That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?

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  (303): That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider? http://tfl.nu/firp
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  (416): View more from Toronto

  My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.

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  (416): My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss. http://tfl.nu/xbc0
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  (775): View more from Nevada

  I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.

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  (775): I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it. http://tfl.nu/9xto
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  (954): View more from Florida

  He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.

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  (954): He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches. http://tfl.nu/q04i
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  (706): View more from Georgia

  Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis

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  (706): Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis http://tfl.nu/aucp
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