Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
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I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
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Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.