Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
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He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
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I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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