how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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