what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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