if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
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high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
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Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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