so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
