yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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