I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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