The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
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quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
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Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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