I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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