sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
we should paint friendship bongs
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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