But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
