why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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