He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
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