That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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