I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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