Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Randomize
