I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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