Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
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sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
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I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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