Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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