I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
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Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
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We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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