I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
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