end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
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The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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