He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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