What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
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John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
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If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
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