our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
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I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
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Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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