We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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