at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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