what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Randomize
