It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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