PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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