Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
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there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
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I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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