I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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