My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Randomize