You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
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I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
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Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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