On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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