We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
is it fun? or sober?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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