I'm drive I can fine osifer
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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