Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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