Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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