How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
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I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
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