yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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