Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Randomize
