I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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