i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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