You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
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