Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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