stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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