Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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