Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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