She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Still dying that you shit outside
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Randomize
