you win again, gameday.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
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When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
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These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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