you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
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Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
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It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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