nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
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I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
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There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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