Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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