Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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